David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.

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September 2012

Friday 14 September 1212

What a week for British sport! Andy Murray has won the US Open tennis title and marketing people he will make around £100 million in sponsorship mo...

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Tuesday 11 September 1212

Andy Murray has won the US Open Tennis final beating the Serbian Joker vitch fella in five sets. I am very pleased for Andy, but now people are say...

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July 2012

Sunday 29 July 1212

Well I never got a place in the Team GB football squad, b ut I did get a role bringing the Olympic torch to Stratford on a speed boat along the Thames...

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Wednesday 25 July 1212

Just two days to go until the Olympic Opening ceremony in my home town of East London and I'm still gutted I'm not in the GB football squad. Seb ha...

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Tuesday 10 July 1212

It was nice to be back in London at a big sporting event at the weekend, although I'm having to get used to being in the crowd rather than on the pitc...

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Friday 06 July 1212

Frank Lampard and his girlfriend Christine from Northern Ireland off the telly (thats a long surname) came to visit me in Los Angelas. Wouldn't it...

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Sunday 01 July 1212

What a week its been! Whatever could go wrong has! Last Sunday, England were knocked out of Euro 2012 by Italy - on penalties - AGAIN. Monday I...

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June 2012

Saturday 30 June 1212

Still gutted Stuart Pearce has omitted me from the Team GB football team for the Olympics in Stratford. I desperately wanted to be involved in my h...

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