David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'IN SEINE'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2011 | 2008

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September 2008

Saturday 13 September 088

Well it looks like my footballing days will soon be over. That new little black guy Woolcoat will be the new 'wonderboy'. I can't believe I only got t...

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August 2008

Thursday 28 August 088

Got up 7:30am and made breakfast for Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz and packed a lunch for myself because I gotta go for training with LA Galaxy. Babysitter...

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Wednesday 27 August 088

Romeo's a clever lad - he's already surfing the Internet and has got his own website. He showed me that ball I kicked in the Bird's nest was up for sa...

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Tuesday 26 August 088

What a day! Victoria won't believe this. I've just got back from Beijing. Do I look yellow? On Friday I just finished vacuuming our green carpet in...

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February 2008

Saturday 02 February 088

Had phone call two days ago off this foreign bloke called Mr Fablon something or other... still trying to fathom out what he said. Looking forward to...

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