David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'p.doff'.


Show all of David Beckham's diary.

Currently showing entries from: 2009

« Choose a different celebrity

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)

January 2009


Sunday 25 January 099

Well I ended up in the hospital emergency where they managed to get my superglued slippers off (when they had stopped laughing that is). It hurt q...

View Entry »

Saturday 24 January 099

Posh was in a good mood last night and suggested we went to bed early for a game of 'mr wobbly hides his hat' so after our Umbongo and cheese straws u...

View Entry »

Saturday 17 January 099

This will be a busy weekend for me, so on friday night I went out with the lads and I got drunk off maitai's, bay breezes, and other umbrella-related...

View Entry »

Friday 16 January 099

This week, my housekeeper, Ingrid, is going to file a sexual harassment suit against me. It's a sort of misunderstanding, but when I was drunk o...

View Entry »

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)

Breaking News...

Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 5?

7 23 9 10


86 readers are online right now!

Go to top