David Beckham - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'Bert Onassis'.
Currently showing entries from: 2011
Dear Diary, It was Victoria's 40th birthday yesterday. I gave her a pearl necklace. After wiping it off she punched me right in the eye. Now I can'...
Ryan Giggs, super injunction, affair, wife, family? I just don't understand. Today Victoria showed me her axe wound and then she smiled. Its amazin...
Dear Diary, I really want to get involved with the olyimpics in 2012. I said I could do anything, coaching, they said i didn't have the right driving...
Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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