David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'Bert Onassis'.


Show all of David Beckham's diary.

Currently showing entries from: 2011

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September 2011


Wednesday 28 September 11

Dear Diary, It was Victoria's 40th birthday yesterday. I gave her a pearl necklace. After wiping it off she punched me right in the eye. Now I can'...

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May 2011


Wednesday 25 May 11

Ryan Giggs, super injunction, affair, wife, family? I just don't understand. Today Victoria showed me her axe wound and then she smiled. Its amazin...

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Monday 23 May 11

Dear Diary, I really want to get involved with the olyimpics in 2012. I said I could do anything, coaching, they said i didn't have the right driving...

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