David Beckham - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'Bert Onassis'.
Currently showing entries from: 2011
Dear Diary, It was Victoria's 40th birthday yesterday. I gave her a pearl necklace. After wiping it off she punched me right in the eye. Now I can'...
Ryan Giggs, super injunction, affair, wife, family? I just don't understand. Today Victoria showed me her axe wound and then she smiled. Its amazin...
Dear Diary, I really want to get involved with the olyimpics in 2012. I said I could do anything, coaching, they said i didn't have the right driving...
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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