David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'Bert Onassis'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2011

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September 2011


Wednesday 28 September 1111

Dear Diary, It was Victoria's 40th birthday yesterday. I gave her a pearl necklace. After wiping it off she punched me right in the eye. Now I can'...

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May 2011


Wednesday 25 May 1111

Ryan Giggs, super injunction, affair, wife, family? I just don't understand. Today Victoria showed me her axe wound and then she smiled. Its amazin...

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Monday 23 May 1111

Dear Diary, I really want to get involved with the olyimpics in 2012. I said I could do anything, coaching, they said i didn't have the right driving...

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