David Beckham - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'Bert Onassis'.
Currently showing entries from: 2011
Dear Diary, It was Victoria's 40th birthday yesterday. I gave her a pearl necklace. After wiping it off she punched me right in the eye. Now I can'...
Ryan Giggs, super injunction, affair, wife, family? I just don't understand. Today Victoria showed me her axe wound and then she smiled. Its amazin...
Dear Diary, I really want to get involved with the olyimpics in 2012. I said I could do anything, coaching, they said i didn't have the right driving...
Obama's New Executive Order 13605"The law of Cause and Effect can no longer be applied to political decision making. In its place we have established The "Law of Acausal Happenstance". This will henceforth inform our foreign policy.
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