David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'Ben Macnair'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2008 | 2007

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October 2008

Wednesday 01 October 088

Everyone seems to be complaining about this credit crunch, with job losses, and houses being worth nothing. Does not bother me............. The wor...

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September 2008

Tuesday 09 September 088

I really don't like Victoria new hairstyle. I guess I will have to disagree with what the tabloids say, again....

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April 2008

Wednesday 09 April 088

Football, Football, Football,...

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Monday 07 April 088

Damn it Victoria, The cheque from Armani bounced, unlike my balls in these pants that they expect me to wear............. I have been posin...

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Sunday 06 April 088

I feel a complete ninny these days,...

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Saturday 05 April 088

Dear Diary, All of this sitting around in my pants for Armani is really getting me down. I am meant to play football, not be a famous Husba...

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