David Beckham - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'Nae mair crap'.
Currently showing entries from: 2010
OK ah don't know Venice from Venicezuala and ah carn't speel neither. Brooklyn's helping me wif me writin'. But, ah'm not doing well. And ah've got al...
Had a chat wif wayne today. Wots he gonna do about Fergie? Colleen won't move abroad so 'e's stuck in England for now. Told him to fink about all 'is...
Dear dairy oh diary oh shit book I'm a yootoob star now. Got a video wif my tattoos. The tat that says my name is...........David. They think I can...
6,815 Americans die on Black FridaySome 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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