David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'Aisubeki Akiudo'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2009

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December 2009


Monday 14 December 099

Victoria's obsession with fame is getting rather tedious. Not only has she been calling Coleen Rooney a 'Coleen Goonie Rooney', but has started laying...

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Saturday 12 December 099

December 12th - Stood in front of a camera in my underpants this afternoon - £50,000. Fucking result.

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Wednesday 09 December 099

December 9th - Kicked a football around this week and made another $500,000 - fucking result....!...

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