David Beckham - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'Aisubeki Akiudo'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
Victoria's obsession with fame is getting rather tedious. Not only has she been calling Coleen Rooney a 'Coleen Goonie Rooney', but has started laying...
December 12th - Stood in front of a camera in my underpants this afternoon - £50,000. Fucking result.
December 9th - Kicked a football around this week and made another $500,000 - fucking result....!...
Bush CopyrightGeorge Bush Senior has taken out copyright on the phrase "New World Order" that he made popular. Anybody using the phrase without his permission will be sued.
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