David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2012

Monday 27 August 1212

Some funnies here from an American site about us: Me: "I waited an hour for my starter, so I complained, 'It's not rocket salad.'" (A starter in En...

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Sunday 26 August 1212

I went with Posh and the children, Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz and Harper, on a family outing at L.A.'s Westfield Mall Tuesday. Victoria, 38, appeared re...

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Saturday 25 August 1212

Must take a rest today, so much has been happening lately that I'm getting a little confused with things nowadays. Still, I bet I'm not as confused...

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Friday 24 August 1212

Kenneth Walsh has posted some pictures of me for all to see, here: My pic's Some from the Esquire magazine, with links to some that I think the...

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Thursday 23 August 1212

Well, a bit more fame for the Beckham family this week! A joke about me and the wife has been voted funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

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Wednesday 22 August 1212

This week in 1966, I became one of the best prodigies United had ever produced and on that day I proved just that. Against Wimbledon F.C I caught t...

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Tuesday 21 August 1212

The Yorkshire Post got it right, printing: "David Beckham fronts H&M's bodywear range and yesterday launched a new advertising campaign for the...

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Monday 20 August 1212

My dream guests I'd like to have at home for a dinner would be Jack Nicholson, President Obama, and the Queen Elizabeth II. Mind you, In our house...

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