David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012


Tuesday 04 September 1212

Robbie Keene scored, and I did directly from a corner as the Galaxy opened their CONCACAF Champions League campaign against El Salvador's Isidro Metap...

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Monday 03 September 1212

At 37, Galaxy I am than twice as old as two of my teenage teammates. And there are days, when I feel even older. But despite that, I ain't thinking...

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Sunday 02 September 1212

David Beckham: An Innocent Phenomenon. There's always been a vague air of innocence about His Immortal Daveness, says Andi Thomas as his route thro...

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Saturday 01 September 1212

I've been immortalised. In statue form, that is. As part of a campaign for clothing chain H&M -- with whom I have an underwear line -- statu...

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August 2012


Thursday 30 August 1212

I'm on ther Celebrityfix website yet again: Superstar David turned heads at a post-match party in a Vancouver hotel room by showing up... wearing o...

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Thursday 30 August 1212

I've been told that last year, 2011, I earned £13.4million quid. My company Footwork Productions, received £15.2 million through endorsements with...

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Wednesday 29 August 1212

My James Bond cameo went down so extremely well": Now Los Angeles want me to back their 2024 Olympics bid! A US Olympic committee source said: "...

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Tuesday 28 August 1212

The Galaxy was 5-1-2 in its last eight MLS matches, and Dallas has lost only one of its last six MLS games. Jose Villarreal was only off the bench...

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