David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012

Tuesday 04 September 1212

Robbie Keene scored, and I did directly from a corner as the Galaxy opened their CONCACAF Champions League campaign against El Salvador's Isidro Metap...

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Monday 03 September 1212

At 37, Galaxy I am than twice as old as two of my teenage teammates. And there are days, when I feel even older. But despite that, I ain't thinking...

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Sunday 02 September 1212

David Beckham: An Innocent Phenomenon. There's always been a vague air of innocence about His Immortal Daveness, says Andi Thomas as his route thro...

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Saturday 01 September 1212

I've been immortalised. In statue form, that is. As part of a campaign for clothing chain H&M -- with whom I have an underwear line -- statu...

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August 2012

Thursday 30 August 1212

I'm on ther Celebrityfix website yet again: Superstar David turned heads at a post-match party in a Vancouver hotel room by showing up... wearing o...

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Thursday 30 August 1212

I've been told that last year, 2011, I earned £13.4million quid. My company Footwork Productions, received £15.2 million through endorsements with...

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Wednesday 29 August 1212

My James Bond cameo went down so extremely well": Now Los Angeles want me to back their 2024 Olympics bid! A US Olympic committee source said: "...

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Tuesday 28 August 1212

The Galaxy was 5-1-2 in its last eight MLS matches, and Dallas has lost only one of its last six MLS games. Jose Villarreal was only off the bench...

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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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