David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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April 2008


Saturday 05 April 088

my life is so queer i feel betrayed help me oh diary i can only turn to you *kisses*...

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Saturday 05 April 088

Dear Diary, All of this sitting around in my pants for Armani is really getting me down. I am meant to play football, not be a famous Husba...

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March 2008


Wednesday 12 March 088

I got a new haircut today...damn i'm sexy...

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Sunday 09 March 088

Okay so yesterday as I was practicing soccer, my little (and I mean little) Posh darling said she wanted a gold ring. Well you see, I told her that sh...

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February 2008


Saturday 02 February 088

Had phone call two days ago off this foreign bloke called Mr Fablon something or other... still trying to fathom out what he said. Looking forward to...

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January 2008


Monday 07 January 088

Man, I miss Vic. I miss her little laugh, that cheeky grin. I don't miss her voice, strangely. Life in LA is a lot differenter from what is was in...

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