David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012

Tuesday 11 September 1212

Andy Murray has won the US Open Tennis final beating the Serbian Joker vitch fella in five sets. I am very pleased for Andy, but now people are say...

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Tuesday 11 September 1212

Saw this in The Financial Express: Los Angeles: Soccer ace David Beckham might star in actor-comedian Matthew Perry's new comedy 'Go On'. The 43...

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Monday 10 September 1212

I was involved in a vehicular smash up with The Wanted - but thankfully, the incident took place in go-karts. The boy band played at my son Romeo's...

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Sunday 09 September 1212

I have been crowned the winner of the Goal Show's Goal of the Week! Even at 37, I've proved I can still bend em like Beckham, after scoring for Gal...

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Saturday 08 September 1212

Moldova 0 - England 5 England played the first half with a good tempo, they went to kill Moldova off. They tried to pass the ball. On occasi...

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Friday 07 September 1212

It seems that Sir Paul McCartney's daughter Stella and my wife Victoria are in the running for Designer of the Year at the British Fashion Awards 2012...

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Thursday 06 September 1212

Report on last Galaxy match: Juninho scored his sixth goal in his past five games and David Beckham connected on a late free kick to lead the Los A...

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Wednesday 05 September 1212

Rhian Williams statement from Wales: I would like to confirm that I have not had an affair with David Beckham. Whatever rumours you haven't hear...

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