David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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July 2011


Monday 11 July 11

It's been quite tense since Victoria came back with the baby, but the sweet little thing is now sleeping in the nursery. We did think that it would...

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Sunday 10 July 11

Dear diary, It's been very hectic this past 24 hours. I am shattered to say the least! I met Prince William and Kate Middleton yesterday, which was a...

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May 2011


Wednesday 25 May 11

Ryan Giggs, super injunction, affair, wife, family? I just don't understand. Today Victoria showed me her axe wound and then she smiled. Its amazin...

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Monday 23 May 11

Dear Diary, I really want to get involved with the olyimpics in 2012. I said I could do anything, coaching, they said i didn't have the right driving...

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Sunday 08 May 11

It was nice to go to the Royal wedding last week… Victoria and I enjoyed it big time! We are now back in America and it's time to take Brooklyn to sch...

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March 2011


Wednesday 02 March 11

Dear Diary - Holy cow! I just now saw Victoria's bunion. Wow! I swear the son-of-a-bitch is starting to look like a damn baby back rib that has at...

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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

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