David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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March 2010

Tuesday 16 March 1010

Deer dairy, arm upset agen now coz a wont be goin' to de Werld Cup no more. Well a can go but a cant play. A was planning t' scor lodes of goles. T...

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Monday 15 March 1010

Deer dairy, Av gon an' pulled sumfing in me ankel. Lucks like arm not gunna be in the Werld Cup now. Ma kids'll be ded mad and Toria's gonna tear su...

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Sunday 14 March 1010

Deer book fingy, a don't no who rote the last page but it wosnt me. Two meny speling misteaks for won fing. Am gonna av to 'ide you mor be'er form n...

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Sunday 14 March 1010

Oh A just red this: she looks very sexy says: She wasn't that hot back when she had flat chest. Implants really did wonders for her sex appeal.

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Saturday 13 March 1010

Deer dairy, well, wot dya fink. Arv just 'ad sum speach phewapy clases wiv Ozzy the Osborn and a lo' o' flimmin' gud it did me. A cudn't understan...

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Saturday 06 March 1010

Dear dairy oh diary oh shit book I'm a yootoob star now. Got a video wif my tattoos. The tat that says my name is...........David. They think I can...

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