David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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May 2009

Tuesday 19 May 099

Got a helluva shock this morning, woke up, thought I'd go for a jog down to Tom Cruise's house for coffee or some chit-chat. Got the fright of my lif...

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January 2009

Sunday 25 January 099

Well I ended up in the hospital emergency where they managed to get my superglued slippers off (when they had stopped laughing that is). It hurt q...

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Saturday 24 January 099

Posh was in a good mood last night and suggested we went to bed early for a game of 'mr wobbly hides his hat' so after our Umbongo and cheese straws u...

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Saturday 17 January 099

This will be a busy weekend for me, so on friday night I went out with the lads and I got drunk off maitai's, bay breezes, and other umbrella-related...

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Friday 16 January 099

This week, my housekeeper, Ingrid, is going to file a sexual harassment suit against me. It's a sort of misunderstanding, but when I was drunk o...

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