David Beckham - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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August 2008
Wednesday 27 August 08
Romeo's a clever lad - he's already surfing the Internet and has got his own website. He showed me that ball I kicked in the Bird's nest was up for sa...
Tuesday 26 August 08
What a day! Victoria won't believe this. I've just got back from Beijing. Do I look yellow? On Friday I just finished vacuuming our green carpet in...
June 2008
Wednesday 25 June 08
Today I was called out again, by the European sportscasters, for being overrated. It's not my fault that the world loves me and wants to pay me. T...
April 2008
Monday 21 April 08
Today was the bestest diary I got an american public bus. For the first ever time! its ever so cheap I think I may travel by bus now instead of L...
Sunday 20 April 08
you know ma nick name is Golden balls well I just invested 890,000 into my very own golen football.
Wednesday 09 April 08
Football, Football, Football,...
Monday 07 April 08
Damn it Victoria, The cheque from Armani bounced, unlike my balls in these pants that they expect me to wear............. I have been posin...
Sunday 06 April 08
I feel a complete ninny these days,...
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