David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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June 2012


Thursday 28 June 1212

Stuart Pearce has named his Team GB squad for the Olympics and includes Craig Bell-end sorry Bellamy, Micah Richards and Ryan Giggs as the three overa...

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Tuesday 26 June 1212

Euro 2012 Seeing the lads lose on penalties again to Italy made me think. I missed a penalty in 2004 v Portugal and I never got a pizza advert out...

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Monday 25 June 1212

Euro 2012: Quarter-Final - Italy 0 England 0 aet. Italy win 4-2 on penalties. England out again on penalties. The best result would have been a 0-...

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Sunday 24 June 1212

Euro 2012: Quarter-Finals. England v Italy The day has finally arrived, the three lions verses the Azurri. The Italians were meant to be in crisis...

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Saturday 23 June 1212

Euro 2012 Quarter-Final: England v Italy Good news for England - we have never lost to Italy on a penalty shoot out (well not since I can started m...

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Friday 22 June 1212

Euro 2012 - Group D - England 1 Ukraine 0 England are into the quarter-final - and with France losing to Sweden we top the group and play Italy -...

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Tuesday 19 June 1212

Euro 2012 All this fuss about Nicklaus Bendtner getting banned for wearing Paddy Power pants reminds me - I already have advertising contracts for...

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Monday 18 June 1212

Euro 2012 Blimey, Nicklas Bendtner has been fined £100,000 and banned for one game for showing off his lucky 'Paddy Power' pants when scoring twice...

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