David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing David Beckham's diary, as written by 'Inchcock'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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September 2012

Monday 10 September 12

I was involved in a vehicular smash up with The Wanted - but thankfully, the incident took place in go-karts. The boy band played at my son Romeo's...

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Sunday 09 September 12

I have been crowned the winner of the Goal Show's Goal of the Week! Even at 37, I've proved I can still bend em like Beckham, after scoring for Gal...

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Saturday 08 September 12

Moldova 0 - England 5 England played the first half with a good tempo, they went to kill Moldova off. They tried to pass the ball. On occasi...

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Friday 07 September 12

It seems that Sir Paul McCartney's daughter Stella and my wife Victoria are in the running for Designer of the Year at the British Fashion Awards 2012...

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Thursday 06 September 12

Report on last Galaxy match: Juninho scored his sixth goal in his past five games and David Beckham connected on a late free kick to lead the Los A...

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Wednesday 05 September 12

Rhian Williams statement from Wales: I would like to confirm that I have not had an affair with David Beckham. Whatever rumours you haven't hear...

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Tuesday 04 September 12

Robbie Keene scored, and I did directly from a corner as the Galaxy opened their CONCACAF Champions League campaign against El Salvador's Isidro Metap...

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Monday 03 September 12

At 37, Galaxy I am than twice as old as two of my teenage teammates. And there are days, when I feel even older. But despite that, I ain't thinking...

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