David Beckham - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2011


Tuesday 22 November 1111

Dear Diary I fink this world ain't a nice place any more as I am getting bogus fone calls, earlier today some geezer wiv a deep voice rang, when I...

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October 2011


Monday 17 October 1111

Again I have to make a very important decision so again I rang Victoria for help. "David you pick your club and we'll support you. I have my hands...

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Sunday 16 October 1111

I really didn't know what club to choose and its a very important decision so I rang Victoria who I have to say wasn't that helpful. "You're a grow...

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September 2011


Wednesday 28 September 1111

Dear Diary, It was Victoria's 40th birthday yesterday. I gave her a pearl necklace. After wiping it off she punched me right in the eye. Now I can'...

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August 2011


Tuesday 02 August 1111

Well I must say I'm a bit pissed about people making fun of my little girl's name. Nothin' wrong with 'Harper'. Lots o' people have that name.

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July 2011


Sunday 31 July 1111

Well it was just lovely spending time with me old mate Gordon Ramsay. He's gonna be a great god-father to little Harper. 'E loves 'er t'bits already...

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Friday 29 July 1111

Well it's just great 'avin' a little girl around. I love me boys but 'aving a daughter is goin' t'be 'arder coz I'll 'ave to make sure tha' boys trea...

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Thursday 21 July 1111

Dear Diary - I do not care an effen friggin flying freakin frackin eff what everyone thinks about us naming our new baby Harper Seven. We named...

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