David Beckham - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of David Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by David Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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November 2011
Tuesday 22 November 11
Dear Diary I fink this world ain't a nice place any more as I am getting bogus fone calls, earlier today some geezer wiv a deep voice rang, when I...
October 2011
Monday 17 October 11
Again I have to make a very important decision so again I rang Victoria for help. "David you pick your club and we'll support you. I have my hands...
Sunday 16 October 11
I really didn't know what club to choose and its a very important decision so I rang Victoria who I have to say wasn't that helpful. "You're a grow...
September 2011
Wednesday 28 September 11
Dear Diary, It was Victoria's 40th birthday yesterday. I gave her a pearl necklace. After wiping it off she punched me right in the eye. Now I can'...
August 2011
Tuesday 02 August 11
Well I must say I'm a bit pissed about people making fun of my little girl's name. Nothin' wrong with 'Harper'. Lots o' people have that name.
July 2011
Sunday 31 July 11
Well it was just lovely spending time with me old mate Gordon Ramsay. He's gonna be a great god-father to little Harper. 'E loves 'er t'bits already...
Friday 29 July 11
Well it's just great 'avin' a little girl around. I love me boys but 'aving a daughter is goin' t'be 'arder coz I'll 'ave to make sure tha' boys trea...
Thursday 21 July 11
Dear Diary - I do not care an effen friggin flying freakin frackin eff what everyone thinks about us naming our new baby Harper Seven. We named...
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