David Beckham - My Fake Diary


Friday, 5 December 2008

...done on me arm peck. When I flex me arm, he pulls his jeans up proper like

11.00 Bloody 'ard to change Singapore Toilet's (me youngest child) nappy without me arm. Hopefully it will be back by the weekend.

1.00 Off with Victoria for lunch to that new up-market place in Malibu. It's run by some famous Colonel or other and I believe the chicken is great. Finger lickin' good by all accounts, although I only have to lick 5 fingers. Well four and me thumb that is.

3.00 Phone call from Sir Alex Fergusun. Wiv 'is Scottish accent an' always chewin' gum, I can't half not make out what 'e is sayin' like. Summit about footy I should imagine. I nodded enthusiastically so 'e could hear that I was listenin' to 'im.

5.00 Cooking tea for the family. Bloody hard to make pancakes and to cook 'em wiv only one a...

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