David Beckham - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Secret Serviceman Beckham, Operative number 7, for the purpose of this mission, You Are The Assassin...

The phone rings. You leave it for that extra few seconds, you are cool. You put down your Marlboro cigarette (told you you were cool!) and rest it on your Mickey Mouse ashtray.

Voice: "Is that the Assassin?"

You: "Yes"

Voice: "I have a job for you"

You: "Good"

Voice: "Usual arrangement?"

You: "Yes"

Voice: "I'll email the details now. You don't talk much do you?"

You: "No"

Click. Called ended. (Bet you didn't know you were THIS cool!)

You open your laptop computer, your Jules from Pulp Fiction screen saver glares back at you, cool, calm, st...

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