David Beckham - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 13 September 2008

Well it looks like my footballing days will soon be over. That new little black guy Woolcoat will be the new 'wonderboy'. I can't believe I only got to play against Croatia for 16 mins.

Got a new career to sort out. Asked Victoria if we could sing together in a duet and later when the boys grow up as a family. Yes - the 'Beckham 5' - got a good ring to it - but the 'Beckam 7' sounds better; we could be the New Osmonds!

Victoria said; "If it's really what you want, what you really, really want!"

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