David Beckham - My Fake Diary


Friday, 12 September 2008

...I'll be able to have a right old scoff like

14.00 (does 14 come after 12?) Got to collect the son, whats-iz-name like from school. Everyone has been saying to him "Bend it like Beckham". I dunno what they mean like.

16.00 Fish fingers and chips all round tonight for supper. Hipp hip hooray henry!

18.00 Watched the Simpsons on telly. Like, dunno how the big yellow fella bumps into things and falls over without hurting himself.

21.00 Time for bed. Night Night.

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