David Beckham - My Fake Diary


Monday, 7 January 2008

Man, I miss Vic. I miss her little laugh, that cheeky grin. I don't miss her voice, strangely. Life in LA is a lot differenter from what is was in Spain. In spain, right, they speak Spanish. All the time. Even when I am around, and they know I don't get what they are on about. But here...they speak Spanish, but they call it Mexican. Like the beans. That jump. But it's a whole language apparently, from Portugal or something.

The team has now come back from their winter break and I got to say they are really getting into the game. Yeah. Training hard. Turning up. Yeah. We are going to be like that John Candy film, where he coaches that team...but with no snow, no sticks and very little John Candy. The odds may be against us, but I like to see myself as the Equaliser. Whatever the odds, I even them up. at the moment we're 22,348 to 1.

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