David Beckham - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Just two days to go until the Olympic Opening ceremony in my home town of East London and I'm still gutted I'm not in the GB football squad.

Seb has offered to put me in the opening ceremony carrying a flag and the torch but said he can't change Stuart Pearce's mind on the football squad.

Even Paul McCartney wants me in the team. And he's a Beatle from Liverpool. That's almost royalty innit?

I even offered to let them put missile on the roof of Beckingham Palace.
Maybe I could wear the sarong that Viccy bought me all those years ago and get in the women's team??




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