David Beckham - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 21 July 2011

Dear Diary -

I do not care an effen friggin flying freakin frackin eff what everyone thinks about us naming our new baby Harper Seven.

We named her what we wanted to name her and everyone who does not like it can kiss that Trigger-looking bitch Ann Coulter or that skank-looking slut Amy Winehouse smack in the mouth.

Oh and Sean Hannity is one to be talking, I heard that one of his granddaughers is named Pitless Prune Hannity.

Now how utterly stupid is that?

David B.




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