David Beckham - My Fake Diary


Monday, 11 July 2011

It's been quite tense since Victoria came back with the baby, but the sweet little thing is now sleeping in the nursery.

We did think that it would be nice to call the baby Juliet to go along with Romeo, but thought it might lead to incest, so we ditched that!

We have finally come to a decision that she should have a UNIQUE name - a name which no one has had before! The name would be Harper Seven. That would keep the world guessing why choose that name?

I will let you in on a little secret - The News of the World telephoned me yesterday morning - very early yesterday morning and asked me what the name of the baby girl would be called? I'm afraid I was a bit sharp with them and said: "don't you know it's half past seven?"

No, that was a joke. Ha ha HA HA!

Seriously, the name of the Witch Doctor i...

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