Had a chat wif wayne today. Wots he gonna do about Fergie? Colleen won't move abroad so 'e's stuck in England for now. Told him to fink about all 'is options, not to rush fings. But snap Man City's hands off if they offer £2 mill a week.
'e carn't go to Spain, they'll eat 'im alive. Also too much spare skirt, 'e'll go mad on them. Like I did he he.
Gonna chat wiv 'im tomoz. Poor guy.