Dear Diary, arm finkin' of 'aving anuvver 'ta'oo burra can' fink of wo' to 'ave i' of. A was gonna 'ave FA put on me arm inside a big 'art but Vicky said it'd jus' look like A were a bit desperate like.
So maybe Arl just 'ave a picture of meself done. Then A can look a' meself all the time - even when there's no mirra's about.
Ee...A cum ow' wiv sum brill' stuff a' times.
A think Arl tell the boss me foot still 'urts, and then I can play more video games instead of trainin'.