David Beckham - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 16 March 2010

Deer dairy, arm upset agen now coz a wont be goin' to de Werld Cup no more. Well a can go but a cant play. A was planning t' scor lodes of goles. Tori's ded upset wiv me and sumone sed she was 56 wen they rote about us in The Spoof. A keep teling 'er is wosnt me wot sed it.

An' sumwon sed I sliped on a banana peel, which wosn't troo. Everywon no's it was dog poo. An' nowon wud cleen me boots so a 'ad to do it meself in the amblance on de way to de hospikal.

Tork later eh?





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