Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Colonel Muammar Gaddafi. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Colonel Muammar Gaddafi would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012


Wednesday 19 September 1212

I see the new Libyan authorities have in the absence of an effective army or police subcontracted out security duties to the thuwar (revolutionary) mi...

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Tuesday 18 September 1212

Pop singer Nelly Furtado has finally donated to a children's charity the USD 1 million she received for performing for me and my family in 2007. Th...

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Monday 17 September 1212

Benghazi residents are totally 'unsurprised' by US consulate attack. They blamed rising extremism, lawlessness and uncontrollable militias for the...

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Sunday 16 September 1212

A car bomb Sunday in the eastern Libya city of Benghazi killed a former security official who served under slain dictator Muammar Gaddafi's regime, a...

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Saturday 15 September 1212

I've popped into he future for a visit the other day when on parole from heaven - and boy the things I saw! 2025: Population of British Christians...

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Friday 14 September 1212

Libya assembly elected Mustafa Shaur as Prime Minister this week In a run-off vote he narrowly beat Mahmoud Jibril - who served as interim PM followi...

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Thursday 13 September 1212

A well-known human rights organization Human Rights Watch found secret archives of mine. It turned out that before 2008, the CIA, MI-5 and MI-6 hel...

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Wednesday 12 September 1212

On taking control in Libya: My first order of business was to shut down the American and British military bases in Libya. I also demanded that f...

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