Diary, I tell ya they still don't know. Do they know it was really Saddam? Really Osama?
No. You remember, I had all those lookalikes? Like Saddam same way. I learned it from him. George Bush Junior, too, I have heard this. We all have many lookalikes as part of National Defense. How many Obamas do you think there are right now? How many Netanyahus?
But never mind. I've been doing my job, on patrol in a sewer pipe along the Turkey-Syria border. I will make sure to deal with Assad when it's his turn in here, that SOB. Believe me I've got my bayonet handy, and from what I've heard it's not easy to escape a ticklish situation. Now, fortunately I was not in THAT particular sewer pipe and my lookalike who must remain nameless took it in the shorts for me, His President! Diary, a moment of silence. I will leave it at that.