Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 30 October 2011

Dear Diary,
The stupid infidels think I am dead, the fools, they failed to notice that my face was latex rubber and they had just shot that master of disguise,Tom Cruise. I'll just hole up here in Bolivia for a few months perfecting my new accent, get a new mask made then travel to the UK and try my luck as an MP, I hear the perks are good and the jail time short...if you get found out that is...."Fisal, hurry up with my tea and crumpets there's a good chap!"

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