"I will survive, hey hey, I will survive." Ah, my favourite song next to Games People Play. I've got it on my MP3 player at the moment. Those freaking colonialists can't catch me because cheats never prosper. I'm gonna show those infidels what a real f..ker can do. Um, feel like a cup of jasmine tea right now. Hey, Feisel put the kettle on, love.

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