Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 26 June 2011

...judges? Was there a second Axis of Evil? And if so would it be more accurate to refer to a Pentagon of Evil? And will the sequel be better than the original? I could tell you about a summit held several years ago but first I have a few questions about Rome: Total War.

I took your advice. Whenever I conquered new territory I massacred all the inhabitants. You were right about the Parthians and the Gauls. If you occupy or enslave them they rebel all the time. And the Carthaginians were equally annoying. Their fleets kept sinking my invasion fleets and I had to march all the way to Antioch and Tarsus just to hire some war elephants. So I just got sick of everyone and conducted multiple wars of annihilation.

As Caligula said, 'let them hate as long as they fear us'-although I do take your point that when they no longer fear us then we fellow dictators are in serio...

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