17th March, 2011.
Dearest President Bush,
I am tempted to address my diary to Kitty just like Ann Frank but I am a dictator and I could be killed for having a friend called Kitty. So bad for the image. So, Bush it is and I hope he doesnt mind me addressing my thoughts to him.
Many thanks for your invitation to the axis of evil summit which you so kindly agreed to chair. However, Crawford will be far too small.I know that you invited three leaders but they all have lookalikes, their guards have lookalikes, their wives and their kids have their lookalikes and the numbers attending will be closer to three hundred.
With Saddam Insein gone, Kim seriously Ill, and that Ahmadinnerjacket guy busy building bombs in Teheran, I am wondering who the other guests will be. Just how big was the original list and was Simon Cowl one of the jud...