Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 23 June 2011

...good job that Saddam gave all his WMD to us, otherwise we would have looked stupid back in 2003 and may have even been invaded instead of Iraq because no one would have believed us if we said we had no WMD.I remember Saddam phoning up one night pleading for his WMD back,' but we gave them to the British' (or the Syrians, I forget who),was my response or something to that effect. 'Why not ask the Israelis for some WMD?'' Because they gave them to the Iranians after you invaded them came my response.'' And the North Koreans?' ' But they exploded them all.' 'And the Russians?'' Decommissioning as part of START, ditto the Americans.' At that point -like the 12 year old child that all dictators are at heart-at that point, Saddam got pretty angry and his last words to me were, 'We are not playing pass the parcel with my WMDs!' &#...

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