Dearest President Bush,
I have never written a diary before but my daughter gave me the Diaries of Ann Frank to read a few days ago and that gave me some ideas for a series of diaries. Of course, I cannot write, '
Dear Kitty' at the top of each daily entry. It has already been done and I don't have a cat anyway. So, I will address it to Bush Junior and then later forward the diaries to Julian Assange and than maybe he can leak them-the correct stuff, not the usual stuff he always accidentally leaks.
Many thanks for your offer of sanctuary at your ranch in Crawford Texas.I was really worried that you hated me after you left me off the axis of evil list back in 2003.
I am actually in Venuzuela at the moment killing time with our mate Hugo...