May 14th, 2011.
I am sick and tired of remaining hidden in my underground smoking room, smoking umpteen tasteless fake Havana cigars for which that slimey deserter Ulta Pasha has taken 50 dollars per piece. It takes a boxful of matches to light one properly...and the tricky two timer had the cheek to threaten me with telling the tunnel route to my lair to those unloyal backstabbers crying for my ouster,when I asked him to give my money back.
How ungrateful my countrymen can be..I gave equal chance to each one of them when selecting my wives..my sons gave employment to thousands in carrying costly national artefacts to safe hiding places..oh Damn !
.... another message from those obnoxious Swiss bankers..want 2 percent more on my accounts. Here I am struggling to find out a safe haven in Colombia where I could live safely when I leave,those Drug lords are in...