Cliff Richard - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Cliff Richard. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Cliff Richard would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Oooh shut that door! Gosh its even getting a little chilly here in Barbados. As you know I'm toying with the idea of having a change of religion.
"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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