Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 5 January 2014

Oooh shut that door!

Gosh its even getting a little chilly here in Barbados. As you know I'm toying with the idea of having a change of religion. My friend Hank changed into a Jehova's Witness in early life but can't use medical help other than dried Juniper. This is too severe for me but I would like to become a fundamentalist of some kind. Perhaps Islam is too extreme, I dont want to be delivering a parcel and suddenly discover my head has shot 100 metres in the air and my innards are decorating a synagogue wall, thank you.

Coming around to the old chestnuts, am I gay, straight or undersexed? I will be "coming out" later today as it is turning into another scorcher. Maybe I will have a game of tennis before it becomes too hot. Maybe a photoshoot with some attractive men for a magazine or calendar. Who knows?

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