Cliff Richard - My Fake Diary


Friday, 14 September 2012

I'm happy to age gracefully and don't want my imperfections to be airbrushed in photo's.

My surprisingly raunchy calendar has even outsold Justin Bieber's!

I would rather rely on good lighting to achieve a good picture. I always tell the photographer that I don't want to be airbrushed. I say, 'You can just do it with lighting'.

Despite flashing my athletic physique in my much sought-after calendars know my limitations.

I'm never going to be Arnold Schwarzenegger… although I think he's cute!

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