Chuck Norris - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Chuck Norris. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Chuck Norris would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2012


Saturday 29 December 12

RIP 'Stormin Norman' Schwarzkopf. He has died aged 78. Norman was the General in charge of the invasion of Iraq in 1990 - the original Gulf war, w...

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June 2012


Monday 18 June 12

Well, I've learned that the President has been arrested in Iran thanks to someone misrouting Air Force One to Iran...The question is, "Do I help Seal...

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March 2012


Friday 30 March 12

Dear diary, Its been 3 weeks now since I have got a chance to practice my karate moves. I think I am losing my touch, day by day. Yesterday I started...

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January 2012


Tuesday 24 January 12

The day started like any other day, I guess. A couple of wild chickens stopped by my back door to drop off a few eggs, my pig hacked off his left leg...

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