Chuck Norris - My Fake Diary


Monday, 17 June 2013

Dear Diary - Everyone knows that I am one of the most devoted and dedicated members of the Republican Party.

I have been to every single state; except Alaska, and I have talked to the people about joining the GOP.

I have to say that I do not like certain Republicans including Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, Michele "Hair Spray" Bachmann, and Rush "Tub of Lard" Limbaugh.

I kinda like Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey but I do not like the fact that he is very buddy buddy with President Obama, Vice-President Biden, and Britney Spears.

I do like Texas Governor Rick Perry. I love the fact that he is willing to rent out Old Sparky the infamous electric chair.

Chuck Norris

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