...am considering switching to vegetarianism. I saw a couple of trees in the Central Park today, they looked utterly delicious. I guess tomorrow I could go have breakfast in the neighbor's backyard.
By the way, I remember borrowing the car from our neighbor, Mr.Owens. When I went to give it back, he told me I could keep it, he wasn't even expecting it back. How generous of him. I guess I could keep using my car to practice my uppercuts on.
Finally, dear diary, another day has ended. Soon I will be leaving on a vacation. Its great to have the permission to enter any country around the world, without any visa or passport. I wonder who else enjoys such freedom...
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