Chuck Norris - My Fake Diary


Friday, 30 March 2012

Dear diary,
Its been 3 weeks now since I have got a chance to practice my karate moves. I think I am losing my touch, day by day. Yesterday I started smashing a few rocks with my forehead while walking down the road to the grocery store, I felt tired after breaking 3367 of them. I miss those days when I used to just leave my house in the rain and go rock-smashing around town, just for the fun of it. I could brag,to my friends, about turning upto seven thousand rocks into dust in one go.

I haven't even been following my diet plan since a couple of days. I would be lying if i said I didn't have enough time to pay attention to it, really. But on the plus side, since I have stopped following my diet plan, the jungles of Africa have repopulated with all the lions, hippos and deer. It feels good to know that I'm doing my part in saving the environment.

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