...way to make a name for myself. I don't need the recognition or the headaches. They tell me I would run unopposed, whatever that means, but I like my life the way it is. Everybody seems to be nice to me. Even the police officers in town gave me a special pass to park my truck wherever I wanted. Two weeks ago I acidentally parked in front of a fire hydrant, where there happened to be a fire. I apologized to the Fire Chief, but he said, "That's OK, we'll just let it burn". Really nice people here in this town.
This afternoon I drove out to the back of the ranch but one of the bulls was blocking the narrow road. I went out to give him a little pat on the rump but accidentally launched him into the next county. He was a good bull too, but I sometimes don't know my own strength. Maybe he'll make better hamburger.
Ah well, another full d...
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