Chuck Norris - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 24 January 2012

The day started like any other day, I guess. A couple of wild chickens stopped by my back door to drop off a few eggs, my pig hacked off his left leg this time and ground me up some fresh morning sausage, and my newspaper delivery guy dropped off my lifetime complimentary subscription and offered to pay my gas bill too.

The weather channel said that there would be rain in the forcast this morning except over my house or anywhere I might be traveling, and in financial news the world markets were on a downturn, but even though it always seems to be a bit of a shock to me personally, the "Norris" group of mutual funds never seems to go anywhere but up. I'm not sure what motivates my brokers, but they always seem to make sure I'm a happy man.

Following a late morning workout on the Super Gym, and some practice on breaking a few hundred cinder blocks,...

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