Christine O'Donnell - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 27 January 2011

Dear Diary,

I'm still here! Maybe I'll run for president or something. I'm definitely qualified. I ran a book club once.

One of these days I'm going to win an election. Even if it's just for a school board so I can finally make them take the lies out of text books. For instance,

1.) Dinosaurs were put here by time travelling liberals to distract us from the truth.

2.) There were never any slaves. Black people came here on those cruise ships because they like to travel. It's as simple as that.

3.) The Civil War wasn't about slavery. It started over a football bet.

4.) The White House was originally in heaven with Jesus and he just decided to share it with the world.

5.) Humans didn't come from monkeys, monkeys came from socialists. So did AIDS and Kool-Aid.

There's m...

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