Cherie Blair - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 25 August 2008

9.00 Well, another day, another dollar, or should I say, another day another several hundred thousand dollars. Have a speaking engagement at the Society of Naval Gazers today, where I will not only be making some great observances, but collecting a fat cheque for my efforts.

9.30 While eating breakfast, my son phones to ask how many properties we own. Told him I had lost count. He also asked what a trans-sexual was, and I told him to ask his Uncle because she'll know.

10.00 Time to have my hair done.

11.00 Into the post office - our local one is still open - to post a letter. Have to be careful because last time I stood beside the post box chatting with the postmistress, a customer tried to put a parcel in my mouth by accident.

12.00 Have found out from 'Tone' that it appears we have 7 houses. Gosh

1.00 Have to quickly da...

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