My Tony just got back from another speech on the after show speakers circuit.
He was most incensed that they stopped him from speaking during the raffle. My Tony deserves a lot more respect than that.............
Anyway, plans with my new cook book are going well. - My favourite dishes and where to go to get them - The London Restaurant Guide is due out in November.
I wrote none of it myself, but I will collect all of the cheques myself, and do book signings, and press the flesh with the public. I am going to be a heavyweight literary sensation, like Jordan and Paris Hilton, may even be Nigella Lawson's competition in the sexy cook category.
Oh, life is good.
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